10 Questions with …
Gossip columnist David Hartnell has seen, and told, it all. The Westmere author was honoured with The Variety Artists Club of New Zealand’s Fullers Entertainment Award for his 49 years working behind the scenes in the entertainment industry. Reporter Jess Lee sat down with him to find out some of his own secrets.
1. How does it feel to be recognised for your work?
It was a great honour and for once in my life I was gobsmacked. I certainly never thought that would happen when I started out writing gossip. People said you can’t make a living out of writing gossip and here I am nearly 50 years later.
2. Why do you think you have been so successful?
I woke up in New Zealand and thought – they’re not going to come to me, I’ve got to go to them. You must be where it’s happening and that’s what I did. I’ve never written salacious gossip – I’ve always written tongue-incheek. There are other gossip columnists but I find them too vicious. There’s only been one celebrity in that 30-odd years that has complained and she’s not worth even mentioning.
3. What are some of your tricks of the trade?
The worst thing you can say to a celebrity is: ‘‘tell me about yourself’’ because they don’t want to hear that – so do your homework. There are areas that you don’t write about. You never write about anybody that’s pregnant because by the time it goes to print they could have lost the baby. Never take things for granted, never assume anything. Agents and assistants will say to me that entertainers won’t talk about this and that and then you get there and they’ll really talk about anything. It’s just the way that you ask them really.
4. Who or what stands out as a highlight of your career so far?
Grace Kelly, and Audrey Hepburn was just beautiful, she is one of the most serene women I have ever met. One of the things that sticks out was when I was doing Elizabeth Taylor’s makeup I ended up holding the million dollar ring that Richard Burton had given her. It’s just one of those things that happened in a working situation so who would have thought I would have held that.
5. Is there still a person you haven’t met that you would like to?
I would love to meet the Queen. I would probably ask her about the Royal Command Performances that she’s had over the years and who she likes as an entertainer. Does she make the list or do agents put it together and she just goes?
6. What do you think of the calibre of celebrity today compared to back then?
In 10 years’ time Miley Cyrus won’t be around. I mean she’s a go-getter, she’s changed her image, she’s out there and we’re sitting in New Zealand talking about her now so she’s a good marketer. But they won’t have the longevity these people – even Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, George Clooney. Never feel sorry for the celebrities in the gossip columns because it’s up to the agents to get them in there.
7. Who would be your five dream dinner party guests?
I would have the Queen, Noel Coward [English playwright, director, actor and singer] because he’d be witty, Elizabeth Taylor because she was just so wonderful, she was always good fun. Phyllis Diller for the jokes and I’d probably have my dear friend Eva Gabor [Hungarianborn American socialite and actress], she was divine so she would add that elegance to the party. Not Zsa Zsa [Gabor, Eva’s younger actress sister] she would be far too bitchy at a dinner party.
8. How did you end up in the entertainment business?
My grandparents took me to all the shows at His Majesty’s Theatre, The Civic and the St James so that that really gave me the grounding. My grandfather really should have been on the stage. He loved vaudeville shows so I probably get it a lot from him and I’m very grateful. My parents also took me to roller skating and I just loved it. That’s where I really got into makeup because we did shows.
9. Why have you maintained such a commitment to the industry?
Entertainment is the vein of blood of any country that is down, any country that’s at war. You can get completely lost in a performance and that’s what a production should do. I love to go to a theatre with a red curtain that goes up, I love an orchestra pit. I very seldom go backstage because I want that magic to be there. I don’t really like reviewing stage shows because I know what effort has been put into it and it’s only my opinion. Never read a review for theatre or for a movie, just go.
10. Where to from here?
People always ask me if I’m going to retire. I’m not because what else am I going to do? I have a new book coming out next year, that will be my ninth book.
AUCKLAND CITY HARBOUR NEWS, OCTOBER 30, 2013
A NEW face is lending a hand to help one grand old Auckland dame get back on her feet.
Grey Lynn resident and theatre advocate David Hartnell has been made an ambassador of the St James Auckland Charitable Trust which is fighting to save the neglected St James Theatre on Queen St.
“It just breaks my heart when I see this grand old lady looking as she does,” Mr Hartnell says.
“To think this is somewhere where the Queen and heads of state have been and she stands there looking like that.”
Mr Hartnell is hoping to reignite discussion about the building’s future.
The theatre was built in 1928 but was severely damaged by fire in 2007 and has since sat derelict, suffering from a lack of investment and increasing decay.
In 1953 the building’s facade and vestibule underwent renovation ahead of a visit by the Queen who was attending a cinema premiere screening.
As part of the renovations the unique facade was hidden behind sheets of metal in an attempt to give the building a more modern look.
The estimated cost to restore, earthquake-proof and return the iconic theatre back to her glory days is $50 million.
The charitable trust was formed last year to help raise funds to save the historic theatre which sits opposite The Civic.
SPCA director Sir Bob Kerridge took on the role of trust chairman and actor Sam Neill stands alongside Mr Hartnell as ambassador.
As discussion continues around St James’ future, Wynyard Quarter’s Waterfront Theatre Project has just received a $5m funding boost.
Mr Hartnell says there are no hard feelings.
“I think we’re all big enough in the trust to realise that theatre is theatre and wherever a theatre opens it’s a good thing.”
Sir Bob says the trust is waiting on a report on the theatre received by Auckland Council before it can move forward with any plans.
The council still has to decide whether it will assume ownership of the theatre for the city, he says.
“The St James Auckland Trust is standing by to help in its restoration.”
By JESS LEE
Auckland City Harbour News 21st June 2013
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The Variety Artists Club of New Zealand Magazine: Feb Issue
Last month I was at the Hibiscus Coast Village north of Auckland celebrating their 25th anniversary. They had asked me to unveil a brand new plaque to my dear friend of forty-five years, Phyllis Diller.
So you’re now thinking ‘why did they ask me? Well, twenty-five years ago I brought Phyllis out from Hollywood to open the village by cutting a ribbon and unveiling a plaque. Over the years the plaque had become – shall I say – somewhat weather-beaten? I’m sure you know that Phyllis passed away on the 20th of August last year at the age of 95. Village manager Peter Gasston asked me if I would like to unveil a new plaque, which of course I was delighted to accept in the memory of Phyllis doing the very same thing 25 years ago to the day.
I had the most marvellous day as did Somboon and VAC Secretary Glenda Law who I invited as the village is in her area. Residents of the village entertained us with a very funny sketch that they had written themselves.
Also a group of guys performed several numbers in the style of a barber shop quartet which was tremendous – not to forget a beautiful lunch they put on for us. All in all it was a great way to complete my year
of speaking engagements.
I know that Phyllis would have loved the day, especially knowing that two of her books she had
autographed for the village twenty-five years ago were still in their library and being enjoyed.
~ David Hartnell.
Published in The Variety Artists Club of New Zealand Magazine Feb 2013.
The lowering of a flag to half mast at Hibiscus Coast Village recognised a special connection with world famous humorist Phyllis Diller.
The village was one of two retirement complexes opened by Phyllis in 1987, who died on August 20 in her Los Angeles home aged 95.
It was opened in December by Phyllis and her New Zealand friend, celebrity gossip columnist David Hartnell.
The then owner John Bethell wanted to invite a celebrity to the event for the opening and contacted Mr Hartnell for some suggestions.
“I arranged for her to come down to open the villages because people who are going to retirement villages would know who she was – she spoke the same language,” Mr Hartnell says.
“I’ve known her for 43 years. Back then she said she always wanted to come to New Zealand whenever the option came up.
“I was asked if I could get a celebrity, and I knew exactly who should come.”
The village has a plaque up in recognition of Phyllis and her part in the opening.
“We have ordered a new, updated one to be put up because the old one was getting a little worn,” current manager Peter Gastill says.
Village resident Jocelyn Martin, now 77, was at the opening ceremony and recalls Phyllis as a very witty woman.
“She was a scream. Even when she wasn’t on camera. She made naughty jokes about how many facelifts she had. Phyllis was extremely thin and had high heels on. She made wise cracks all the time and laughed at all her own jokes. It was a very happy day.”
Jocelyn recalls the 35 residents having an afternoon tea with the celebrities.
Mr Hartnell says Phyllis was a very kind celebrity to her fans.
“You just don’t meet celebrities like they use to be. Phyllis was a very loyal friend of mine. I accompanied her on a number of occasions in Los Angeles, she was so kind to her fans who would come up.
“She always signed autographs and even carried her own pictures so she could sign them for people who didn’t have anything.
“At the village opening she was genuinely interested, she looked at everything and spoke with everyone.”
Mr Hartnell says Phyllis opened two retirement complexes on her visit, one in Mt Eden and the Hibiscus one.
She then stayed three days in Auckland and visited Rotorua.
- © Fairfax NZ News
For decades Bob Kerridge has dedicated his life to saving abandoned and injured animals at the SPCA in Auckland. He’s also the man behind a trust fighting to save Auckland’s neglected historic St James Theatre. Last month our respected VAC Patron David Hartnell MNZM was made an Ambassador of the trust to save the St James Theatre alongside actor Sam Neill.
The St James Theatre is a heritage stage theatre and cinema located on Queen Street in Auckland. Built in 1928, it was originally designed for vaudeville acts. It’s architect Henry Eli White also designed many other famous theatres in Australia and New Zealand; these include the St James Theatre in Wellington and the State Theatre in Sydney. It has been closed since 2007 after a fire raised concerns about safety and compliance. The building is classified as a ‘Category I’ (“places of special or outstanding historical or cultural heritage significance or value”) historic place by the New Zealand Historic Places Trust.
The St James Theatre was commissioned by John Fullers and Sons Limited to replace the Fuller’s Opera House which burned down in 1926. The site on Queen Street opposite the Civic Square was acquired for around £100,000 and construction of the theatre was estimated to cost around £80,000. Upon it’s completion the eldest brother of the Fuller family, Sir Benjamin Fuller, pronounced the St James to be “the theatre perfect”. The grand opening was on July 5, 1928 with the London Musical Company performing Archie.
The St James has undergone several major modifications since it’s construction. Just a year after it was opened cinema projectors were added due to the emerging popularity of cinema over vaudeville. From then on cinema became a major part of the St James, it’s first film screening was Gold Diggers of Broadway, shown on Boxing Day 1929.
In 1953 the building’s façade and vestibule underwent renovation for the visit of Queen Elizabeth II, who attended a cinema premiere screening in December of that year. As part of the renovations the unique facade was hidden behind sheets of metal in an attempt to give the building a more modern look.
The Official Magazine of the Variety Artists Club of NZ Incorporated
The boy with the state-house upbringing who became a makeup artist and gossip columnist to the stars has worked for 40 years in the entertainment industry and has no plans to retire. ‘People who retire don’t like their work. I love my work.’ He lives in Auckland with his partner of 20 years
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